The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.
by RegD432 December 12, 2019
by The greatest Mandan October 6, 2023
A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle
Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut
by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
Now, when I say the 'Cha-Cha Slide' challenge, I am NOT referring to when people would record themselves genuinely dancing to iconic song by DJ Casper; although, it DOES use that song. The Cha-Cha Slide challenge would be done while the featured person in the video would be driving a car - while they supposedly left their common sense at home. Whenever the lyrics went, "to the left" or "slide to the left/right" the person driving would literally swerve their car on the damn road. To make matters worse, whenever it went, "criss-cross," people would go fucking ape-shit berserk with the steering wheel. Unsurprisingly, this did lead to a significant number of accidents including rollovers and related reported injuries, but somehow, there are NOT any known deaths as a result of any dumbasses doing this trend.
I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...
I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...
Both: *chilling and watching TikTok videos*
Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."
(short pause)
"...OHHHH SHITTT..."
Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"
Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the
Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."
Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."
(pause)
"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"
Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."
(short pause)
"...OHHHH SHITTT..."
Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"
Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the
Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."
Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."
(pause)
"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"
by RevengeOfTheSeph June 12, 2023
A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.
Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
by KillHeiran June 20, 2022