Ant - "Awww man, is I well 'ard coz I is smokin'?"
Jakey - "Are we there yet?" Ant - "Yep, we're there...eat shit!"
From "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog":
Mark - "Im addicted to being put in sleeper holds!...Wack one on me now!"
Ant - "You were the one who said I couldnt get it up motherfucker!"
From "Stick A Sword In These Things":
Hobo Ballbaggins - "It's some sort of weird language...i cant make it out..."
Gunbelt - "There's few who can. In the common tongue it reads 'Place finger here'."