The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"
Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:
Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"
Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"
Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 4, 2023
It is a date without knowing it to be a date, but after this type of date you need to have other dates which are known to be dates.
I asked her on a date during our predate. Before that we were friends and after predate it was our 1st ever official date.
by Toko13 May 18, 2023
The use of dating sites and apps to find a person who will “consensually” participate with a “predators” whims or desires.
Frank uses his dating apps to find women that are ready to “go.” I feel like he some sort of predator of the times! He’s a consensual predator!
by Glamrockster November 28, 2020
Someone who seemed like a total fuckup, but redeems themself with a hot girl, tons of popularity, and respect. The process isn't quick if you've been friends with them over the time, as sometimes it seems like it takes a hundred years before they reach this point of badassery.
Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.
by Randy The Xenomorph February 12, 2016
A person who manipulates others, by any means necessary, to gain acceptance within a group or by a single individual who normally wouldn't accept them if they were to be themselves. Motives for wanting the acceptance vary widely, but the motive is never for the reason of having desire to be accepted.
I thought I was falling for him until it became obvious he was just a social predator that would say anything to get his way with me.
by Penguinswank November 8, 2022
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by Leidiana.D December 22, 2017