Narnia
It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.
Fangirl 1: Why do bands never come here? ajsdkfj;alskdf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf
by narniarepresent11 November 7, 2011
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Probably what an island in the Philippines is or should be called.
Person 1: Hey man, where are we?
Person 2: Oh I think we're on a Philippine in the Philippines.
Person 3: Bakit ulit magkaibigan tayo?
by FiliFreak January 26, 2021
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The most supportive friend you'll ever find on this planet. She is always there for you and except you to be there for her. She likes to give what she recieves and recieves what she gives. But watch out, of you disappoint her or try to mess up with her, she'll leave you without hesitation. She knows what and who she deserves in life. Get yourself a Philippine, and you'll never regret it.
You go girl !

Wow Philippine is so beautiful and charming !
by Aomaë November 21, 2021
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The land that my ancestors(Españoles) took control off and later lost it to Americanos.

The Country where "native asians" inhabiting the land coexisting with real Filipinos.

Filipino is the real term referring to Españoles born in Filipinas extending to those who are mixed with greater ratio of Sangre Español.

The Country is named in the honour of, "EL REY PHILIP II DE ESPAÑA / PHILIP II, KING OF SPAIN"
La Isla Rica, Bonita y Grandiosa. Without Españoles, Filipinas/Philippines wouldn't be civilised and great. Yo ya me grito "Viva España"
by El Hombre Castizo de Filipinas December 30, 2010
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probably the worlds laziest country, it's people never want to do any work and just snooze around all day. The country has a rising population obviously because they are experiencing the Asian growth as they jump on the backs of China and India to steel their economic benefits that they are making. The country also has a lot of students interested in math, just like all Asian country's.
Maths class

Person 1: Hey who's that kid with his head on the table

Person 2: oh that's just some (Philippines) pine (pronounced: pne) cunt, he's fucking lazy and tends to sleep most lessons.
by The hidden undermass April 30, 2011
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a place where filipinos live. The most ghetto asians out of all asian countries. A nice place, where people from different countries live it may look run down and its kinda ghetto but different nations live there like, Puerto ricans, Indians, Iranians Mexicans, and the most lation mix of filipinos is mexicans and puerto ricans over 200,000 filipinos have mexican or puerto rican descent.Other than that philipines is a nice place filled with puerto ricans mexicans cubans indians and iranians
go down to the ghetto part of asia..... PHILIPPINES
by joe genesis June 13, 2008
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