To Paul: To call any ten digits, and demand to speak to Paul, regardless of organization or institution. It should be noted that even when one finds out that Paul is indeed NOT present at this location, you should continue your pursuit of him as though the person you are speaking to is lying and trying to intentionally deceive you. Paul is a name chosen for commonality, and the odd chance that one may in fact encounter a Paul; in this instance one begins carrying out a conversation as if they are old friends, while avoiding detailing where you might have met. Alternative names might include: Joe, Pete, Voltron, etc.
(111) 111 1111
the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there?
the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number.
the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.
the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there?
the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number.
the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.
by PapaMcBoneDeath June 26, 2009
Paul is one of the best friends you could ever have. He'll listen without judging, make you laugh, and always be there for his friends. He's also fiercely loyal to his family(literally everyone is his sibling or cousin) and friends. He's also really smart/nerdy and can figure out an answer to most problems. If you're lucky enough to be friends with a Paul, you should listen to what he has to say and respect his opinions.
P.S. He's also probably an alien.
P.S. He's also probably an alien.
by The cameras see everything March 28, 2019
A Paul is the best Dad you could ask for. He tells really bad dad jokes. They are so bad that they make you laugh that’s how bad they are. He cares so much about his family and friends. If he is upset he won’t show it. A Paul will take a bullet for you. He is the sweetest guy in the world.
by Eleanor Pig March 26, 2019
Most indefinately the best name ever given to anyone. Anyone called Paul are usually tough as fuck and with ease gets multiple woman in bed at one time. If you ever meet a Paul be sure to greet him with praise and gifts.
Paul Lewis
by Some fit babe November 24, 2010
they sweetest guy ever, raised right and has the greatest respect for women. The perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you.
paul martinez
by daisy zepeda January 26, 2009
The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.
Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately?
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.
by thefreshmen January 2, 2010
by Bigballzac August 18, 2019