Has a big fuckin head....
It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.
by bigtones January 21, 2005
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a man who was acquitted of murdering two people, his ex-wife and her male friend, though he did have to pay a fine, of which he has paid little. He was a famous football player. Reasons as to why he was found not guilty are sketchy, including a bloody glove that didnt fit OJ's hand, which presumably was used by the murderer, and pressure to find him not guilty based on race: the race card.

nicknamed the Juice. in 2007 OJ was convicted of several unrelated felonies.
The OJ Simpson case had a very controversial verdict.

"Man you just avoided punishment for beating up that kid! Kinda like OJ Simpson...the first time."
by Haephestion February 3, 2008
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A fuckin nigger that killed two white people and got away with it.
Sheeit,oj simpson didn't bees doin it
by Sir Whitey May 19, 2007
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The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.
I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.
by Mitch December 29, 2005
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1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger
1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"
by Adam Sobieraj July 3, 2010
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A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery
OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.
by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020
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An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
by bigtones June 25, 2007
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