Monte

A man usually with a penis sizing from 9-15in long, Monte can out-size everyone in the West Coast
Is a sex master and can make a girl cry with his mind, the girl is crying because she remembers the deep dick in her pussy like it was yesterday.He will ravish a snatch in a heartbeat.

Hey did you see that guy at the beach a second ago... his penis was almost as big as Monte's is.

by Jizzmaster123 December 4, 2010

Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.

I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.

by GOONKING June 6, 2014

monte

Something that is super cool or awesome.

That party last night was MONTE!! There were so many hot babes it was a lot of fun.

by shockey1489 October 26, 2009

monte

of superior quality.

That girl is sooo monte.

by one pin bun March 9, 2005

Mont

Mont is used in many ways like to describe a itchy patch on your balls or for a annoying cunt that sings and plays terrible music down the mic.

Or Irish kids that fuck people in Wheelie bins and fucks them down the roads.

My ball bag is Monting

Some Mont are throwing eggs at my local homeless man

by Jack aka The Pac aka Mr ToBG February 8, 2017

Montes

It means Mountains, Forest, lots of Trees

lets go have a picnic in those montes

by GAMMAG November 2, 2006

Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 April 12, 2018