a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.
James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.
by The Kinky Bruin July 27, 2014
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When a guy goes out into the ocean for a swim, begins to float, and spanks it so he spews while floating in the water.
Hey, Diones is about to spew! There he blows, that Moby Dick son of a bitch!
by Bryan Eaves June 26, 2006
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The girl that got away.
Alludes to Captain Ahab's elusive whale.
by Digz January 25, 2005
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When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.
One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad
by Savage11 November 18, 2005
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Your girlfriend is giving you a hummer and you unload so hard that it squirts out her nose.
"It had been so long since his last encounter with a woman, when she put his weiner in her mouth, he ended up performing a Moby Dick."
by Nonscrubber January 17, 2008
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she lies down (face up) and spurts it out of her mouth.
Dude I was really horny but my girl didn't wanna swallow so she did a Moby Dick
by BlackSimba December 20, 2014
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A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me
Person 2: you have to moby dick him!
by CallMeDaddyIshmael October 28, 2020
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