A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
by JoeyBomm June 5, 2020
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