MJ GOAT

TRASH ASS NAME PLUS HIS DICK SMELL LIKE CHEESE

by Jttttfg February 21, 2022

Coach MJ

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.

Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?

Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…

Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.

by I train UFC November 24, 2021

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An amazing guy who will make you smile through your worst times, someone who brings light into your life, find yourself a Lachlan. He is the strongest person you will ever meet, and you will never get sick of them. They will be your best friend and the best boyfriend in the universe. He will do anything for you and love you forever, so if you find one don't ever let him go.

Oh wow! She's got a Lachlan MJ, isn't she lucky!

Damn bitch stole my Lachlan MJ, I really wanted him.

by DORy55 December 28, 2022

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MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

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