Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher
Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.
by ThatNi🅱️🅱️🅰️ January 30, 2020
It's shit
by Kings high school June 13, 2017
by purrfume October 8, 2019
King edmunds is full of prestige cunts who act like they know it all and think every boy is into them🤮🤮🤮
by suck_your.mumx April 21, 2019
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
The king edmund school is full of boys that think they could do wheelies, every girl has slug eyebrows and there kilts rolled up to there bums so that boys can have a “ping”
The king edmund school girl: hey
Boys from a different school: can u sort your slugs 🐌
King edmund school
Boys from a different school: can u sort your slugs 🐌
King edmund school
by Slags&ard”boys” May 25, 2019
if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020