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the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.
girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.
by Kermitfrogging May 15, 2011

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