Johnston is a mark of the running group from Scotland. Osiris Cullen was a great business man, he was always fair, but he always wanted more. He began to barter for more in every deal he made, but one day, he crossed the wrong clan, and they vowed to destroy him and his clan. He feared for his life, and quickly deported to the U.S. in 1746, there he changed his surname to Johnston, and he began anew. Johnston's are planning to get revenge on the threatening family, and if you are one, you know who they are too.
by Nathanyl April 6, 2011
by indybob April 9, 2009
The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.
by Johnstone_101 October 1, 2005
"Dude, I was getting a hand job, and when she told me the price I freaked and totally pulled a johnston out of the joint!"
by BN'G August 28, 2007
A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.
Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.
Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.
Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.
Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.
Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.
by KEEPIN6ISBETTERTHENTHEJOHNSTON February 24, 2009
A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
is a total Johnston Scholar."
by oldee worldee June 20, 2019
Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
by The Word Dude November 11, 2011