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Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."
by TheInvertedNipples September 10, 2011