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The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.
Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.
by neva eva May 07, 2012
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