Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".
"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".
by Juan Frijoleros November 26, 2011
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I pulled my dick out of that latina's fat ass and gave her the horchata blast all over her face.
by rudy from loveline July 28, 2010
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the latino equivalent of a bukkake.

first coined by rudy on the radio show love line.
dude i gave your mom a horchata blast last night
by sack up or die July 29, 2010
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A baby that is a product of a White person and someone of Hispanic or Latino heritage.
Chad listens to Nickleback and watches Friends but thinks he's street because he watched Furious7 and is always chasing hot Latinas mamis with wide hips and big lips tryin to get with them and make a horchata baby.
by liteleftycappuccino May 8, 2016
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When you have sex with a girl while she's on her period and you nut in the blood.
Steve: I want to have sex with you but you're on your period.

Jane: why don't you just strawberry horchata me?
by _pretty_flvco May 13, 2015
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The fresh sweat from your back that travels down to the booty crack and mixes with the residue in the booty...
Eddie-“Uff that was a great work out, I can feel myself brewing some horchata booty...”
Steve-“Yeah me too bro”
by Jimothy Rosswell April 8, 2020
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Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.
My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head
by Dick feather May 5, 2018
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