The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.
yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.
by dvdjms November 25, 2010
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Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'
I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.
by Coperfield December 8, 2010
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An incredibly inspirational woman who's name has apparently been slandered here on UD. Even though she was blinded and deafened at a young age, she went on to become an author, lecturer, and activist.
"I love reading about Helen Keller! Her story was very interesting."
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Other then these stupid definitions here whatever they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 23, 2009
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When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.
That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.
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Playing a FPS game with the TV turned off, therefore being unable to see or hear what's happening in the game. The term comes from a woman from the past called Helen Keller who was blind and deaf.
Black Ops was getting fucking boring last night, so I went Helen Keller.
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When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.
I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.
by Andy Strong February 13, 2006
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