the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on
Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.
by Stupid Flanders December 2, 2005
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A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.
by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003
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One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.
by The 60th of Smith Street November 2, 2008
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do you ever think like, man there’s hair growing out of my head. like little individual hairs just growing. my hair is like a tree. it’s just so crazy that the hairs are just individually moving. I wonder if our hair has like ears and can hear us. ~alex b
the things on my head is hair. crazy dude
by that scientific guy June 27, 2018
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stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.
She has a head full of hair
by hair queens011 May 15, 2003
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Fonz style way to refer to your hair.
Hey baby, lets try not to mess up the hair. You know what I'm sayin'?
by DaveMachIII September 23, 2007
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umm ... its like fur, only worse
by skiP August 21, 2003
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