Guantanamo Bae

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.

Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."

by Shinryudo June 17, 2022

Guantanamo Bae

A woman who had a man eat out her ass in a running shower where the water fell on the man's face.

Guy 1: Did you get some yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude. After the movie we went to her place and I ate her ass in the shower.
Guy 1: Sounds like she's a Guantanamo Bae...

by GuantanamoBae January 1, 2017

Guantanamo Bay

When a girl sits on your face while on her period (or squirting).

Dude I got a Guantanamo Bay from Kelly last night!

Was it torture?

Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.

by Hairtietime September 13, 2020

Guantanamo Bay

When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face

We were 69ing and she Guantanamo bayed me.

by MrLowg June 8, 2022

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020