The Grumpy Chicken

When your getting a blowjob and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.

Susan was givin me a BJ and I thought I could sneak a fart out....turns out I was wrong. I had to give her The Grumpy Chicken.

by Spider 0895 July 27, 2010

Grumpy Chicken Nugget

A man who wears a chicken hat on his head whilst watching in boredom.

Person #1: Hey! You look bored, nice chicken hat by the way.
Person#2: Thank's, but yeah, I'm a grumpy chicken nugget!

by thechickenmister94 November 8, 2011