Mow Gretzky's Lawn

When a upcoming hockey athelete has to gain favour of their team by trimming the ass hairs of their coach.

Man, I had to mow Gretzky's lawn to make captain of the team.

by Brownlow January 7, 2014

Gretzky-Eyes

#1. Peripheral vision beyond normal to make crazy hockey plays.
#2. Asian female with sexy eyes
#3. Pinky

Gretzky-Eyes: "She's got Wayne Gretzky eyes"...."Shes got Betty Davis Eyes"

by Uncle Neal August 20, 2020

Wayne Gretzky

The god of all gods in Hockey.

Wayne Gretzky is the creator of the gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Dirty Gretzky

When you are having sex, and then you cum, and then you realize it is a dead body.

“Dude I went to the morgue yesterday and I was fucking a girl, then realized I was doing a Dirty Gretzky.”

by Wardy III April 16, 2020

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 22, 2020

Gretzky Phenomenon

The Gretzky phenomenon happens during trivia when an answer seems too obvious to possibly be the true answer, and hence the team misses the correct answer.

We faced the Gretzky phenomenon last night when the question master asked who had the most super bowls in NFL history.

by Gretzkyphenoms July 20, 2017

Gretzky

1. Walnut
2.Hockey player: Wayne Gretzky
3.Name of a genuinely great person who deserves way more than they will ever know. Absolutely the best at making people laugh and can brighten anybody's mood instantly. Everybody loves them because it's impossible not to.

person 1: you know Gretzky?
person 2: there is 3 options you could be talking about and the 3rd is just a dream-
person 1:wtf are you on about? I'm talking about walnuts.

by yourlocalmarbs May 7, 2020