| 1. | The F.R.A.N.K. System | ||
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A systemic approach to seducing a girl, and eventually ruining her life. If followed correctly, this system is guaranteed to make any chick go insane and hate you forever. F.R.A.N.K. stands for: F-uck her on the first night R-uin her vagina, self-esteem, and reputation A-ct like you don't know her the next day N-eglect her need for emotional support K-ill her dog a week later This system is inspired by "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" from It's Always Sunny... . "Why is that girl over there crying in a corner about how much she hates guys and misses her dog?"
"Apparently someone used the F.R.A.N.K. system on her." |
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