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The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.
I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.
by Higgywig August 27, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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