Daved

Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing

I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man

by Burdurboy05 March 9, 2020

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 19, 2021

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back

A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"

by thegrapemane February 26, 2021

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.

Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!

by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021

Daved

Referring to someone that is drunk or heavily intoxicated

We're going to get daved tonight!

by SXMN June 7, 2019

Daved

The action of falling asleep while either streaming or being on a live call.

how wasted was I last night? I was streaming then all of a sudden I Daved out and woke up three hours later

by Paimon August 19, 2023