A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth
Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake
by Zefanya March 20, 2023
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A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!
by A Bludgeoned Fetus December 9, 2015
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A cuban sandwhich made with Crystals. It has got to be extremely SEXY. And lovable. You cannot deny your love for this sandwhich.
Girrr, I could really use a sexy Cuban sandwhich right now.
by Ilovecd August 14, 2010
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