When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)
I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha
by the count97555 July 8, 2011
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The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
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