CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus dejame decirte que sos un hijo de la gran puta ¿QUE TE PASA POR LA CABEZA PARA MATARA A LOS CHINOS? eres muy sexy ERES HERMOSOOO todos quieren estar en pareja contigo (incluso los murcielagos)

Tu hermana: DAMNN QUE SEXY QUE ESSS
Tu suegra: ese es coronavirus DAMNN

by TUMAMI May 9, 2020

CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus, sos un hijo de tu re madre ¿QUE NECESIDAD DE IR POR LA VIDA MATANDO A TODOS LOS CHINOS? tenes alto levante y todos quieren ser tu pareja( en especial los murciélago) Sos hermoso y moyy sexy.

Tu mama: damnnn quien es esa persona tan linda?
Tu nuera: ese es coronavirusss ESTA BOENARDO.

by TUMAMI May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A fucking virus that everyone hates

Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then

by IziPeeZee February 11, 2021

coronavirus

A virus that has us all stuck in the house,and ruined seniors last year of high school.

“Bro ,coronavirus got us stuck in the house.”

by coronavirus(kids stay at home April 20, 2020

CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND

Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus

by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020

Coronavirus fever

The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing

I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.

by joecoolthefool April 21, 2020