The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"
Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"
The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"
Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)