chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022

Chipotle Coke

The unique flavor of Coca Cola from Chipotle after eating a large amount of cilantro. It mostly tastes like Coke, but it has an herbal, floral harshness to it from the cilantro flavor in your mouth.

Normally Coca Cola is my favorite soft drink, but Chipotle Coke leaves a weird taste in my mouth.

by rentahorror May 25, 2022

Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you

As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker

by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022

Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo June 13, 2012

Oh my gosh chipotle

A kid friendly version of, Bitch please.

When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.

by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017