A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
by Cheesey god October 22, 2018
An entirely unattractive girl.
by Sgt. Forge June 3, 2009
Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.
Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"
"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."
"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."
"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.
by Cw Kamikaze May 2, 2021
Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016