When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the Captain Morgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.
o man, last night me and my girlfriend got so hammered off Captain Morgans i had to pull the captain on her...
by Mish UB July 16, 2007
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-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.

Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
by Arch-a-tek November 13, 2009
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A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!
by D0c February 22, 2006
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(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to
Take a captain at the set on her
by sok August 27, 2003
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v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly
I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
by atemperman April 20, 2003
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nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn
"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."
by TT Boy December 17, 2003
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verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change
Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.
by Coni Pony June 5, 2009
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