Ben is the consumer of crisps. He feasts on these ever meal of the day, Honey Soy Chicken for breakfast, Salt and vinegar for lunch and chilli and sour cream for dinner. Even cholesterol has no hold on this Italian solider. People cower in majesty of his luscious moustache, on the black market a single hair from this holy ground is worth over $400,000USD. Ben is the bringer of good fortune and as the Rembrandts famously wrote in respect of him in their hit song soon made theme of Television Giant show Friends "Ben will be there for you when the rain starts to pour".
Corey: Ben lend me your moustache in defeating the enemy
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo
by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022
A guy who is usually making a girl always wonder. He usually won't express his feelings to anyone. He is really tough too. He will do anything for his girl. He is funny and smart. His eyes are so dreamy and his hair is usually messy.
by Love your sister July 5, 2017
Has the biggest fucken cock and will give you a great fuck and a half. Massive unit and just a ripper bloke.
by Tippa 43 October 18, 2019
Ben is a cute, tall dark and handsome boy, the kind you take home to your mamma, they’re serious but really smart, they’re stern but really sweet, they’re mature and really immature at the same time. Theyre like a human computer and know a lot about many things. They’re studied and well read but can still be down to earth. They’re quiet and shy, mellow and silent but they have a lot to share with the world and want to make it a better place.
by BorkborkBork 🐶 April 8, 2019
A cute ass guy. He's shy and talk and has perfect hair. He's very flirty and has the sexiest smile ever. Every girl wants him. And he only ever wants one.
Lauren: Omg Sarah who is that?!
Sarah: Oh that's Ben.
Lauren: Well he's hot!
Sarah: be careful he has a girlfriend.
Lauren: well I can make him forget her!
Sarah: Yeah good luck with that!
(Ben walks by)
Lauren: Heyyyy Beeennn
(Ben ignores her and keeps walking)
Sarah: See I told you he's loyal.
Sarah: Oh that's Ben.
Lauren: Well he's hot!
Sarah: be careful he has a girlfriend.
Lauren: well I can make him forget her!
Sarah: Yeah good luck with that!
(Ben walks by)
Lauren: Heyyyy Beeennn
(Ben ignores her and keeps walking)
Sarah: See I told you he's loyal.
by Sexybitch54 May 23, 2016
Ben is an amazing person. Anyone who knows him has received a great gift. He is a massive fan of hugs but he only gives them to people is cares about, so if you receive one of these special hugs, you are very lucky. His only downside is that he sometimes has difficulty finding the right girl, but when he does, he will be the most amazing boyfriend ever!
by Madlaa996 August 27, 2014