Top Definition
Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 06, 2010

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