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The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.
Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude
by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 16, 2009
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