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Text Palpitation 

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.
Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

palin text 

When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."
I meant to send you this email in palin text because it makes no fucking sense.
palin text by entropyG January 13, 2009
Someone that you text frequently back and forth but have only met once or twice in person.
"Because our schedules were opposite, and yet we desired to chat more, we became textpals, texting each other several times a day but never having the chance to meet in person."
textpal by wORds3710 April 15, 2009