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The act of using a person of large size to conceal the action of texting in an area where cell phone use is forbidden and/or frowned-upon.

This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.
I used that kid Mike as a text shield so I could reply to Eric's message.
by Khca Simmons March 26, 2009

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