Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up
Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.
by Larry dickerton April 30, 2023
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When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.
Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.
by TresLC February 4, 2016
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