Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

Texas Slider by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

Texas Slip N Slide 

When a man inserts himself into his partner's anal cavity at a high velocity through the use of a Slip and slide or other slippery surface.

Goddamn Dave you gave me a prolapse from that Texas Slip N Slide last night !

Texas Slip N Slide by Seaman Deman May 30, 2016

Texas Slip-and-Slide 

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!

Texas Slip-and-Slide by dongkeykong August 4, 2019