Upon defecating, one without toilet paper cleans his/her underparts in the shower rather than by wiping.
by Foxy Mazzzzam March 7, 2009
When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
by Texas Tim Davis November 7, 2008
1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
by TheWSFPG January 30, 2009