The closest thing to heaven on earth!
A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."
Awesome state with cool places to visit such as Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, San Antonio, Austin, Corpus Christi, and others. Known for big things, cattle, football, cowboys, and patriotism.
Texas is an awesome state to visit
the place where W's daddy took him to after he was born in NEW HAVEN CONN. All of you Texican wannabes need to check yer freakin facts before you engage the keyboard, ya hear now?
Two kinds of folks, those born in the TEXAS, and those who wished to hail they had been.
where everything is bigger, including the egos.
"wow, look at how much the texas football team is overrated this year!"
The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.
Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.
The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.
"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome
A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.
Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"
The best state in the USA!
We are NOT cowboys who ride around on horses with our cowboy hats and boots.
if you wear a cowboy hat and boots anywhere but west texas or a ranch, you are basically asking for a beating.
there are cities
there are not ranches everywhere
If you have a southern drawl, it is noticed because it is not that common.
not everyone loves bush. just like not everyone where you live loves bush. some people like him. others dont. its actually pretty balanced.
i love texas
you should too.
Texan: I live in Texas.
Non-Texan: I wish I could live in Texas.