Awesome state with cool places to visit such as Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, San Antonio, Austin, Corpus Christi, and others. Known for big things, cattle, football, cowboys, and patriotism.
Texas is an awesome state to visit
by BlackCadillac May 15, 2010
The closest thing to heaven on earth!
A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."
by Hallie Corson November 14, 2005
where everything is bigger, including the egos.
"wow, look at how much the texas football team is overrated this year!"
by go nebraska February 11, 2004
the place where W's daddy took him to after he was born in NEW HAVEN CONN. All of you Texican wannabes need to check yer freakin facts before you engage the keyboard, ya hear now?
Two kinds of folks, those born in the TEXAS, and those who wished to hail they had been.
by true texican June 14, 2004
The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.
"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome
A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.
Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"
by bldyvlntin February 01, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, Texas is not the only state that has once been its own independent nation. Hawaii, California, South Carolina, Vermont, and the no longer existant West Florida all have histories of being their own nations. North Carolina and Rhode Islands were also briefly their own nations as well.
Texas does not have the right to secede from the Union, but it does however, have the right to split itself into as many as five states on the approval of its legislature for the purpose of increased Senate representation.
Texas is the second largest state in the US in terms of both area and population, with Alaska being larger and California more populous.
Texas became the 28th state in the United States in 1845.
by TXChris March 22, 2006

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