look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.
Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...
by Adeipho83709 June 24, 2010