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A girl that is so perfect.

She usually has a Tumblr and roleplays but if you can get her away from it she is an amazing person who likes to tinychat with her friends.
WOAH, you're such a Tessa.
by grace<3 July 15, 2012
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A slut who treats everyone wrong and acts like she's the one who is mistreated.
"Wow, that Tessa is a real bitch."
by Cowlik22 December 22, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
by tessasaurususus July 21, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a girl who has physical appearances similar to an apple
OMG. Tessa is so fruity looking.
by Clement and Wei December 14, 2007
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A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
by guinea piglet August 19, 2010
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one who has extremely big feet...usually a girl
look at that girl.. she deffintly has some tessas!
by egomuch May 31, 2007
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A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.
dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!
by #45 farty July 18, 2009
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