Top Definition
Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
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