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Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank


A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, relaxing in a gentleman's way!"
by The Almighty Ferneth April 20, 2009