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Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
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tirinzoni 

The act of pretending to be an ethnicity or allstar athlete
Typically balding at age 14 and is overprotective of cats
Mark Sanchez is such a tirinzoni.
tirinzoni by O5 January 20, 2011
Stay away from a Terenzo because he could get pretty grumpy. If you wish to approach bring memes. He is a pretty nice guy, once you get to know him
Terenzo is a human.
Terenzo by memes-for-life! September 18, 2018

trentonian 

A follower of anyone named Trent, or otherwise known as Jesus.
People that follow around Trent are so cool. I wish i was a Trentonian
someone who excels in every area of the sport of basketball
Man the trentonio on that court just got a triple-double!
trentonio by anonymus18 January 6, 2008
another name for a vagina. what you use to go pee.
I use my teenonie to go pee!
teenonie by sarah pedral March 12, 2008
Tyrenzon is strong and amazing person he/she has a big heart. tyrenzon has a mean outside but a big hearted inside. And a big cock at a young age
Tyrenzon is strong and amazing person he/she has a big heart. tyrenzon has a mean outside but a big hearted inside. And a big cock at a young age
tyrenzon by Unknownfaghot227 November 21, 2021