To masturbate while on a conference call when telecommuting.
John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.
by 2 Da Quad April 07, 2011
Top Definition
(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.
John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.
by Mdad28 January 03, 2014
To masturbate to cable television programs.
Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.
by Geoffrey Dahmer March 06, 2008
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