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the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris
chuck: round house to your face ! !
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)
by the hand May 02, 2008
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Technoviking wins.
by Numaga October 26, 2008
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The bio-logical father of Chuck Norris.
The Techno Viking is the one who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick.
by Jezuz58 October 03, 2010
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Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.
That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.
by yourmomssisterinlaw January 17, 2011
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Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!
Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.
by kurosen October 09, 2007
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just another internet meme. people over hype how great he is but he is really just a a guy who looks like a modern interpretation of what a viking is supposed to look like and dances to techno.
the techno viking i just like chuck norris meme , both utterly stupid.
by noreallycrazystuff October 02, 2009
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