The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).
Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"
Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"
Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"
Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
by Captain Jobby March 8, 2012