When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
by Chewbacca Bears September 5, 2006
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"
James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
by secretsquirrel2 July 30, 2014