One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020
When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!
" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy
"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.
"But we don't have any."-Remy
"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.
"But we don't have any."-Remy
"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
by Don Juan Ribero October 21, 2016
When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.
Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."
by Sean Greer June 1, 2007
Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.
by Katwaxer April 19, 2013
It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.
by cake farts July 25, 2010
The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.
by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009
When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010