Taylan (the girl)

Once you let her in your life it's hard to forget her. Taylan is a very smart love able and extremely attractive. She is very athletic and good at almost every sport she plays. She has a great sense of style and taste in music sometimes she wears things only she herself can pull off. Taylan is very wild and a risk taker but she also gives great advice. Taylan is the type of friend you want to always have around she will stand by your side at all times and pick you up when you are down.

I met this fine and beautiful girl at the mall yesterday and I am positive that she is a Taylan (the girl).

Taylan (the girl) by Simple_beauty101 January 30, 2015

Taylan 

Taylan is funny and witty and you couldn't ask for a better friend. He'll stick by you, always make you smile, and won't abandon you. You can tell how much he likes when he can make others happy. He's really good looking and has great taste in music. He's naturally good at sports, especially lacrosse, and is really fast. He remembers inside jokes and details about you and he's definitely not easy to forget. He's got a bit of a wild side and doesn't always follow the rules, but it only makes him more fun. Taylan is the kind of friend you keep for life. 💚

"I was sad the other day so I called Taylan and he made me laugh and feel a lot better"

Taylan by 13L13 December 2, 2013

Taylan 

Taylan have a very huge cock, One of The biggest in The world. Taylan is also a very cool Boy You can do a Lot of Jokes with him.

Girl: What's your Name?
Boy: Taylan.

Girl: Fuck me.

Taylan by Sabuah January 8, 2017

Taylan 

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

Taylan by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

Brick Tamland 

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

Brick Tamland by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

Taylan 

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

Taylan by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

taylani

The most random name you will ever see. Has a 0.000003% commonality in the U.S. Basically a rare pepe in real life

Stranger: Yo, do you know Taylani?
Me: Bro, who?

taylani by dan-is-falling-off-chairs December 19, 2016